Here’s a new one:

“The place of origin of H1N1 doesn’t indicate blame for a particular country, race, gender, etc. H1N1 doesn’t target anyone or any specific group and spreads the way seasonal flu spreads. It is an equal opportunity virus.”
-Metropolitan Washington Council of Governments, (Regional Emergency Support Function

This is no joke. This is the genius phraseology used in an official government document.

In other news, got a hot tip from a source about things NOT to do while the swine flu is still on the prowl:
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