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We’ve been tickled pretty funny these last few days from tweets on the presidential election. Check out some of our faves:

From @PaulRyanGosling (“the better Paul Ryan”):

  • Hey girl, don’t worry about saving the planet. Mitt says we can always get a new one.
  • Hey girl, I’m a little worried about Clint this morning. He’s at The Sharper Image arguing with a massage chair. :(
  • Hey girl, I take off my expensive silk ties when I’m trying to look “working class.”
  • Hey girl, it doesn’t matter how many lies I told in my speech tonight. I have God and nature on my side.

From @ChrisRocksOz:

  • The only time Romney ever cried was when the Joker burned the pile of money in the Dark Knight. #RNC #GOP2012
  • Clint Eastwood on the phone with Obama now: “It all went according to plan,sir.” #RNC #GOP2012
  • The Dems should have an empty chair on stage for the entire DNC, & when anyone asks who it belongs to, they can say Osama bin Laden
  • Mitt Romney says he’s never paid less than 13% in taxes, which I think is fair because only 13% of his money is in this country #GOP2012
  • Half a billion dollars have been spent on campaign ads so far. It’s a good thing our schools & economy are in great shape or I’d be mad #RNC

From @jenstatsky:

  • Rick Santorum frantically running around making sure those balloons aren’t actually condoms. #RNC

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