Came across the chubbiest long-haired dachshund I’ve ever seen in my life.

I was in the midst of doing some Crafty Bastards flyering in Adams Morgan, and had to stop and stare. So much cuteness. It was ambling far behind the owner who wasn’t paying attention, so I was able to snap a stealth pic without risk of offending her. Akeem, my mom’s dachshund, would have been proud of all that chub.
Hey, that dachshund looks just like my Molly. She’s got a lot of fur so she looks fat. The funny thing is that she gets mad and runs away when you call her fat. So sensitive …